TONIGHT: WEEK THREE OF NoDudeVember! LET’S GET THANKFUL! AND I WILL DONATE MONEY TO THE FOOD BANK IF YOU GET AN ACTUAL FAMOUS PERSON TO CALL IN!
Hey! We’re back again, trying to keep the ridiculous Best Show hot streak alive! Right now there isn’t a podcast on the planet that touches what we’re doing. Our worst is better than their best. But we all know that, right? Let’s explain what’s going on tonight!
Firstly, NoDudeVember is still going strong! That means that only non-dudes can call in! Sorry, dudes! Talk to me on Twitter! Or email me! But just ice yourself if you’re looking to call!
Tonight we are going to all try to collectively recalibrate ourselves and figure out THE THINGS THAT WE ARE THANKFUL FOR. That’s right, Thanksgiving can be about more than family horror and food, so let’s talk about the things we are lucky to have in our life! We’ve got a lot of work to do so let’s get our houses in order!
And if you are an ACTUAL REAL FAMOUS PERSON or can stick the phone in the hand of an ACTUAL REAL FAMOUS PERSON and get them to talk on the show for a few minutes, I will donate money to the Community Food Bank of New Jersey. The amount will be based on the quality of the celebrity!
And we will hear from AP Mike on his pro wrestling managerial debut this pastFriday! I don’t know the story yet so I CANNOT WAIT.
You can call in at 201-332-3484.
When is The Best Show on? From 9PM-midnight EST every Tuesday! You can listen live at TheBestShow.net and if you can't listen live you can download tonight’sepisode Wednesday morning at the website or on iTunes or your RSS feed orwherever!
And the hashtag for tonight is #BestShowThanks
THE ORDER OF THINGS 2016
It’s been a long-time topic on The Best Show over the years. Every once in awhile we take a step back and we rank EVERYTHING from best to worst. In past years nothing topped a row of ducks crossing the street and stopping traffic. This year it might be something different, although ducks crossing the street still sounds pretty strong.
We will get to the bottom of it tonight!
And there are a million other things we’re gonna talk about too! And I will be joined by the incredible artist J PENRY and fashion superstar JUDI ROSEN! It’s gonna be fun!
And we’re keeping THE DREYFUSS 100 alive! One hundred bucks to the charity of Richard Dreyfuss’s choice if he calls in for five minutes!
The on-air number is 201-332-3484 to get in on the action!
When is The Best Show on? From 9PM-midnight EST every Tuesday! You can listen live at TheBestShow.net and if you can't listen live you can download tonight’sepisode Wednesday morning at the website or on iTunes or your RSS feed orwherever!
And the hashtag for tonight is #TheOrderOfThings
TONIGHT: KURT VILE! BOB MEHR! SURPRISE GUESTS! IT’S GONNA BE FUN!
To quote Sir Philip Collins, I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life! The legendary KURT VILE is going to be live in the Best Show studios tonight! The one and only KV put out one of the best albums in ages B’LIEVE I’M GOIN DOWN… and we will talk about his touring and other things and it will be great!
If that wasn’t enough, author BOB MEHR will also be in studio as well! Bob wrote TROUBLE BOYS, which is the definitive book about the Replacements and one of the greatest rock bios ever written. He’s amazing and we will talk about that and other things too. Sorry for being vague but the show didn’t happen yet!
We will have A LOT OF SURPRISES throughout the show as well. Some really big ones. Get ready, just like the Mens Warehouse dude, I’m gonna say that you’re gonna love it, I guarantee it!
So tune in and call in at 201-332-3484 to get in on the action.
When is The Best Show on? From 9PM-midnight EST every Tuesday! You can listen live at TheBestShow.net and if you can't listen live you can download tonight’s episode Wednesday morning at the website or on iTunes or your RSS feed or wherever!
And the hashtag for tonight is #BestShow4Ever
YOUR FAVORITE PODCAST SUCKS
The Best Show mural! Corner of Wyckoff and Norman on Bushwick/Ridgewood border! Halsey L stop! #BestShowRulesNYC
TONIGHT: HAYES DAVENPORT! TIM HEIDECKER! COMMENTS SECTION HAMILTON!
It’s been a long time coming but one of the funniest dudes in the biz, the one and only HAYES DAVENPORT will be in the studio! We are gonna find all about what’s going on with his amazing podcast HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK and more. Look, I know this isn’t the most exciting explanation but it’s gonna be really funny! I just don’t have a crystal ball to tell you what we did that was funny yet, okay?
And if that wasn’t enough, TIM HEIDECKER is gonna call up and tell us all about his new album IN GLENDALE!
Can’t get tickets to HAMILTON? Me neither! But let’s have fun with the next best thing – COMMENTS SECTION HAMILTON! Throughout the show we will do theatrical readings of some of the greatest comments sections, bringing all the drama and tension to life!
If you’ve got a favorite comments section that you’d love to hear interpreted dramatically, call 201-332-3484 and join the fun! Or send a link to @scharpling! Just get me the comments!
When is The Best Show on? From 9PM-midnight EST every Tuesday! You can listen live at TheBestShow.net and if you can't listen live you can download tonight’s episodeWednesday morning at the website or on iTunes or your RSS feed or wherever!
And the hashtag for tonight is #TomAndHayes4Ever
TOP 50 DUOS
1 Scharpling & Wurster
2 Peyton Manning & Papa John
3 The Pet Shop Boys
4 AP Mike & A Can Of Coors Light
5 The Sonic Guys
6 Power Man & Iron Fist
7 Royal Trux (Neil Hagerty and Jennifer Herrema)
8 Bob Odenkirk & David Cross
9 The Coen Brothers
10 Tina Fey & Amy Poehler
11 Sparks (Ron and Russell Mael)
12 Peter Cook & Dudley Moore
13 The Frogs (Dennis & Jimmy Flemion)
14 Julie Klausner & Billy Eichner
15 Outkast (Big Boi & Andre 3000)
16 Sheriff Andy Taylor & Deputy Barney Fife
17 Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope (Insane Clown Posse)
18 Tim & Eric
19 Bob and Ray
20 Edina and Patsy (Ab Fab)
21 Key & Peele
22 Gary the Squirrel & Vance the Puppet
23 Robert Fripp & Brian Eno
24 The White Stripes
25 Animated Woman and the Opiod from the Movantik commercial
26 Muttley & Dick Dastardly
27 The Wachowskis (Lana & Lilly)
28 Sex Dwarf & The Dumb Chauffeur from Soft Cell’s “Sex Dwarf”
29 Johnny Cash & June Carter Cash
30 Clifford & Steffen The Dinosaur
31 Gary Payton and Shawn Kemp
32 George St. Geegland & Gil Faizon
33 Eric Andre & Hannibal Buress
34 Zack Woliner & Wally Wackiman
35 Michael Jackson & Bubbles
36 Rocky & Adonis Creed
37 Abbi & Ilana (Broad City)
38 The Mighty Boosh
39 Suicide (Alan Vega & Martin Rev)
40 Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog
41 Sherlock Holmes & Watson
42 ERIC B & RAKIM
43 Bob & Doug McKenzie
44 The Bash Brothers (Canseco & McGuire)
45 Koko The Gorilla & The Kitten
46 Kathie Lee & Hoda Kotb
47 The Tragedy and Comedy Masks
48 Mike Nichols & Elaine May
49 Ritchie Finestra & Cocaine
50 Sean Clements & Hayes Davenport
Scharpling & Wurster to appear on THE SIMPSONS!
The Best Of 2015
Tonight! Join AP Mike, Dudio, and Pat Byrne as they recount some of their favorite Best Show moments of 2015!
9PM EST!
TONIGHT: TOM VERSUS GOOGLE! THE CONCLUSION OF NODUDEVEMBER!
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If you haven’t heard, last week Google straight up stole the long-running anthem“Come On Y’All It’s Time To Have Fun” for some garbage commercial. And we are not going to take this lying down!
Tonight I will be looking for your legal advice. If you are a lawyer and can advise me on how to proceed, call up!
But you’re saying “but it’s NoDudeVember! I’m a dude and I’ve got legal advice for you, Tom!”. You are going to be allowed to talk on the show as long as you’ve got good advice. If you don’t, you’re on the scrap heap, buster!
But outside of being a legal expert, NoDudeVember continues! No dudes are allowed to call! Dudes can participate in the hit mini-show @AtBestShow, which is happening sometime in the program! The topic for that will be #AnimalComedians, so get your Petting Oswalt or JulieMouseNer puns ready!
We can also talk about Thanksgiving if you want. If you don’t, let’s not. No skin off my nose.
The hashtag for tonight is #NoDudeVember! Use it!
Call 201-332-3484 BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE NOT A DUDE WHO CAN GIVE ME LEGAL ADVICE!!
When is The Best Show on? From 9PM-midnight EST every Tuesday! You can listen live at TheBestShow.net and if you can't listen live you can download tonight’s episodeWednesday morning at the website or on iTunes or your RSS feed or wherever!
This Week’s Best Show with Julie Klausner & Hayes Davenport! Tom is named Village Voice’s 2015 Best FM Radio Personality!
If you haven't downloaded this week's Best Show, make sure you do it now! A classic Best Show episode featuring amazing guests such as JULIE KLAUSNER (Difficult People) & HAYES DAVENPORT (Hollywood Handbook)!! Tom also received a call from sports legend DICK NORTON!!
Check out the clips below! THEN, download the podcast for the WHOLE experience.
PETER GARRETT/BRAD GARRETT - with Julie Klausner & Hayes Davenport
Escape The Room - with Julie Klausner & Hayes Davenport
Also, thanks so much to Village Voice for naming Tom their Best FM Radio Personality for 2015! It's a huge honor for a radio show that isn't even on FM radio anymore! It's very much appreciated. Check out the article here!